Look at any of the women on television.  Big hair.  Very thin.  Solve crimes or read the news.  They don’t eat carbs and they hate gluten.  It makes you fat.  Can’t have that.

Gluten is in bread, crackers and cookies.  I love to eat those foods.  So I’m for gluten. If you are allergic to it, then don’t eat food with it.  But I’m not.  Besides when you eat a gluten free cake, it doesn’t taste the same.  Like I’m eating the cardboard box.  And I’m anti box eating.  Bread has been around for centuries.  Did our ancestors ask the baker
if he had gluten free bread.  I don’t think so.  I’ll keep on rootin for gluten.