My wife owns the kitchen in our house.  That’s why it’s alwaysin the state of remodel: to get more space.  So we can have more single purpose kitchen gadgets.  And there are many!

We have a lot of kitchen brushes.  Need your turnips brushed?  I can do that.  Carrots, celery, we have a brush for them too.  Don’t want those nasty strings on your corn on the cob?  Got something in this drawer for it.  In fact all the drawers are so full, you can’t find anything anyway.  Lately, I’ve been worrying about these new GMO or cross breed types.  Do we need to get a brocoflower (broccoli + cauliflower) brush?  What’s it look like?  Do I have to go to the kitchen store? My wife will like that.