Having my morning coffee and reading the Daily News about the dummies that live in the area when my wife comes over to announce the bottom fitted sheet on our bed is torn. Could it have been from some energetic love making? No, there hasn’t been any.
I believe that one of the world's greatest questions is: Which way does the toilet paper unroll?
Our American system of democracy where the will of the people
rules is badly broken.
I have been married for many years even decades. My wife never complains. She only makes observations. She observed that I left a mess in the kitchen. Or a huge pile of laundry. Or the refuse needs to go out.
I had to tell my wife to cancel our dinner with Bill O’Reilly. Yeah I know he’s a famous political pundit and author. No it wasn’t his conservative political views, nor his ability to go on TV talk shows and get everybody all worked up. It’s the author thing. Let me explain.