Look at any of the women on television. Big hair. Very thin. Solve crimes or read the news. They don’t eat carbs and they hate gluten. It makes you fat. Can’t have that.
We used to be friends. Or bros. I was young and you were fresh. I always asked for you. Remember those chili dogs? Don’t spare the onions I’d say to the kid with the spoon. Lay ‘em on me.
My wife owns the kitchen in our house. That’s why it’s always
in the state of remodel: to get more space. So we can have more
single purpose kitchen gadgets. And there are many!
The old GE refrigerator had been in my house for many years.
Then three years ago it started to have problems.
Rex is the family rescue dog of Bent Zinger records.